#include <errno.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
                                        #include <string.h>
                                        #include "args.h"


static int _=1;


    static int __=0;void ___(int ____){char ______[BUFSIZ];
int _______;int _____=0;char*________; if(!__){ _______=_+1
;} else { _______=1;}if(_>1){ while(_______<=____) {_____+=
sprintf (&______[_____], "%d", _______);if((_______ +_-1)<=
____) {_____ +=sprintf (&______[_____], "-%d,",_______+(_-1
));} else{_____+= sprintf(&______[_____], ",");} _______+=(
_*2);}} else{ while(_______<=____){_____ += sprintf(&______


    [_____],"%d,",_______);_______+=(_*2);}}________=strrchr
(______,',');if(________!=NULL){*________= '\n';}printf("%s"
,______);}int main(int argc,char*argv[]){int ____=0;if(argc<
2){return EXIT_FAILURE; } __________{ case'2':_=2;break;case
'4':_=4;break;case'o':__ = 1;break; }_________ if (argc==2){
____ = strtol (argv[1],NULL,10);}else{____=strtol ( argv[2],
NULL,10);}if(____<=0){return 



EXIT_FAILURE;}else{___(____);}return
EXIT_SUCCESS;}

#ifndef ARGS_H
#define ARGS_H  1

#define __________ { \
	int ARGC = argc; \
	char **ARGV = argv; \
	while (++ARGV, --ARGC > 0) { \
		if (**ARGV == '-') { \
			while (**ARGV != '\0') { \
				++*ARGV; \
				switch (**ARGV)

#define _________ \
			} \
		} \
	} \
}

#endif

include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

int main()
{srand(time(NULL));int _, __ = (rand() % 0x64),S=0x3C;
	gr: if(_-__) 
	scanf("%d", &_);
	printf("%c\n",S + ((_>=__)?(_==__)?1:2:0));
	if(_-__) goto gr;
	return 0;}

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define op long
#define o_ int
o_ main()
{o_ __;scanf("%d",&__); op op _ = 0x10000000;
	for(;!(__&_);_/=2);for(;_;_/=2)
		printf("%d",(__&_)?1:0);}

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define _1 0x02
#define o_ \
int  
o_ main()
{o_ _, __ = _1;gr:
	if(__>=100)
goto start;_=_1;gh:if(!(__%_)){__++;goto gr;}_++;
if(_<__)goto gh;printf("%d ",__);__++;goto gr;start:getchar();}

#include <stdio.h>

#define _1 "%d"
#define T ;
#define o_ \
int  
o_ main(){o_ _,___,__;scanf(_1,&_);scanf(_1,&___);
	if(___<_){__ = _;_=___;___=__;}
	_2:if((__ = ___ % _)!= 0){___ = _;_ = __;goto _2;}
	printf(_1,_);}

#include <stdio.h>
#define _O_ char
#define T ;
#define _0_ int

_0_ main(void)
{_O_ _[]={0x36,51,0x3A,0x3B,0x38,32,69,0x3D,64,0x2C,50,0}T _[3] = _[9] = _[2];_[4] = _[7]T
_0_ _2,__;
_O_ ___; q_: for(__=0;_[__];__++)
if(_[__]<0x46&&_[__]!=32){__=0;break;}if(__)goto _q;//Commentaire pertinent !
scanf("%c",&___)T getchar();
for(__=0;_[__];__++)if(_[__]==(___-0x32))_[__]+=50;
for(__=0;_[__];__++)printf("%c",((_[__]>0x46)?_[__]:42));
goto q_;_q: printf("\n%s\n",_)T}

#include<stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
int _ = 0;printf("Rectangle?(y ou n)");if(getchar()-'n')_ |=1;getchar();
printf("Triangle?");if(getchar()-'n')_ |=2;getchar();printf("Losange?");if(getchar()-'n')_ |=4;getchar();
printf("\n");if(_&2)
for(int __ = 6;__;__--,printf("\n"))for(int i = 0;i<7;i++)printf("%c",(!i??!??!!(i-6)??!??!(!(__-6)||__==1))?'??=':' ');// Triangle
if(_&1)??<for(int __ = 6;__;__--,printf("\n"))for(int i = 0;i<7;i++)printf("%c",(!i??!??!!(i-__)??!??!!(__-6))?'??=':' ');printf("#");??>// rectangle
printf("\n");
if(_&4)for(int i = 0;i<10;i++,printf("%c",(i-5)?'\n':0))for(int __ = 9;__;__--)//Cercle
if(i-5)printf("%c",__<=(5+((i/5)?9-i:i))&&__>=(5-((i/5)?9-i:i))?'??=':' ');return 0;??>

cat =13 /*/ >/dev/null 2>&1; echo "Hello, world!"; exit
*
*  This program works under cc, f77, and /bin/sh.
*
*/; main() {
      write(
cat-~-cat
     /*,'(
*/
     ,"Hello, world!"
     ,
cat); putchar(~-~-~-cat); } /*
     ,)')
      end
*/

Citation : dolfinsbizou

Participation sans indentation, illisible, useless, avec comments inutiles, SMS, et débile :

[Code candidat]

[Obfuscer]

main.c

#include "directives.h"

entier programme_useless debut_kikoo rien_a_dire fin_kikoo youpii
entier nbm kikoo 0 et_puis nbe kikoo 0 fin_instruct   bougera_pas
entier maria kikoo 100 et_puis mario kikoo 1 fin_instruct //C tro
/*kikoo c truk!*/ INITHASARD() fin_instruct nbm kikoo debut_kikoo
HASARD()  sboub_useless  debut_kikoo  maria  unmore  mario   more
1 fin_kikoo fin_kikoo more mario fin_instruct /*C de plu  en  plu
kool ceu truk! */ fais_le youpii IMPRIMER("nonbr? ") fin_instruct
DEMANDER("%d", &nbe);  zeppo  debut_kikoo  nbm  sup nbe fin_kikoo
youpii  IMPRIMER("plusse!")  fin_instruct  EnOfLi()  fin_instruct
EnOfLi() fin_instruct finifini re zeppo debut_kikoo nbm  inf  nbe
fin_kikoo    youpii    IMPRIMER("moin!")  fin_instruct   EnOfLi()
fin_instruct   EnOfLi()   fin_instruct   finifini    re    youpii
IMPRIMER("braveau!") fin_instruct EnOfLi() fin_instruct  EnOfLi()
fin_instruct finifini  finifini   boucle_la    debut_kikoo    nbe
pas_chance nbm fin_kikoo   fin_instruct   FINIR(0)   fin_instruct
finifini //Oua cez tro kikoo ceu truke j'ai fait un super pavé:)!

directives.h

#include<stdio.h>
#include<stdlib.h>
#include<time.h>
#define entier int
#define lentier long
#define caractere char
#define programme_useless main
#define debut_kikoo (
#define fin_kikoo )
#define rien_a_dire void
#define youpii {
#define finifini }
#define fin_instruct ;
#define debut_using [
#define fin_using ]
#define alors ||
#define aussi &&
#define rageux !
#define sup >
#define inf <
#define supe >=
#define infe <=
#define chance ==
#define pas_chance !=
#define boucle_la while
#define fais_le do
#define etoile *
#define et_puis ,
#define bougera_pas const
#define kikoo =
#define more +
#define unmore -
#define fricote *
#define unfricote /
#define sboub_useless %
#define zeppo if
#define re else
#define IMPRIMER(feuille) printf("%s", feuille)
#define DEMANDER scanf
#define EnOfLi() printf("\n")
#define INITHASARD() srand(time(NULL))
#define HASARD() rand()
#define FINIR(retour) return retour

Résultat

nonbr? 2
plusse!

nonbr? 5
plusse!

nonbr? 80
plusse!

nonbr? 90
moin!

nonbr? 85
moin!

nonbr? 83
braveau!

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

                int main(void){
            int b=1,a,c;
            goto la;
        ailleurs:
    return b;
        ici:
    puts("Bravo\nContinuer?");
    scanf("%d",&b);
    if (b^1)
goto ailleurs;
    if (b^0)
goto la;
        labas:
    putchar(3*3*7);
    scanf("%d",&b);
    if (0<a-b)
c=(7*3)+(11*2);
    if (0<b-a)
c=3*3*5;
    goto resultat;
        retour:
    if (b^a)
goto labas;
    goto ici;
        la:
    srand(time(NULL));
    a=b;
    a+=rand()%(a*2*2*5*5);
    goto labas;
        resultat:
    putchar(c);
    putchar((c^c)+2*5);
    goto retour;
                }

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <ctype.h>
#include <time.h>
#define  MAXWORD 30
int menu(int choice, int tries); char readChar(); void gameover(); void winner(); int checkChar(char charTyped, char secretWord[], char foundWord[]);
int checkWin(char tabWin[], char tabSecret[]); void freeBuffer(); int addWord(FILE* dico, char* wordFile); int seekWord(FILE* wordlist, char* word);
int main(){char *secret = NULL, *trouver = NULL, testchar = 0, *wordAdded = NULL;int attempts = 10, i = 0, sizeWord = 0, choixPartie = 0, choixMenu = 0, hits = 0, nbrLettre = 0; int option = 0; FILE* dico = NULL;
FILE* dicoFile = NULL;do{ attempts = menu(choixMenu, attempts); if (attempts == 0) exit(0);
do{if (attempts == -1){system("CLS"); printf("\n\n\n\n\nDonnez le nombre de caract\x82re du mot : "); scanf("%d", &nbrLettre); freeBuffer();
wordAdded  = malloc(nbrLettre * sizeof(char)); if (wordAdded == NULL){
printf("\n\n\n\tERREUR: m\x82moire non allou\x82\x65 pour le mot myst\x82re.\n\n"); exit(0);}
wordAdded[nbrLettre] = '\0';do{printf("\n\nAjouter un mot (en MAJUSCULE): "); scanf("%s", wordAdded); freeBuffer();
if (strlen(wordAdded) != nbrLettre) printf("\n\t\tLe mot saisie est incorrect.\n\t\tVeillez resaisir le mot.");
else printf("\n\n\t\tLe mot entr\x82\x65 est : %s.\n\n\n", wordAdded);}while(strlen(wordAdded) != nbrLettre);
printf("\n\nAjout en cours...\n\n"); if (!addWord(dicoFile, wordAdded))printf("\n\n\t\tERREUR: Impossible d'ajout\x82 le mot.\n\n");
else printf("\n\n\t\tLe mot a \x82t\x82 ajout\x82 avec succ\x82.\n\n");
printf("\n\t\t1. Rajouter un autre\n\t\t0. Termin\x82\n");printf("\n\t\tVoulez-vous rajout\x82 un mot ? ");
scanf("%d", &option);freeBuffer();printf("\n\n\n");}}while(option == 1);dico = fopen("wordlist.txt", "r");
if (dico != NULL){rewind(dico); secret = malloc(MAXWORD * sizeof(char)); if (secret == NULL)
{printf("\n\n\n\tERREUR: m\x82moire non allou\x82\x65 pour le mot myst\x82re.\n\n");exit(0);}
if (seekWord(dico, secret)){sizeWord = strlen(secret); trouver = malloc((sizeWord + 1) * sizeof(char));
for(i = 0; i < sizeWord; i++)trouver[i] = '*'; trouver[sizeWord] = '\0';if (trouver == NULL)
{printf("\n\n\n\tERREUR: m\x82moire non allou\x82\x65 pour le mot a trouv\x82.\n\n");exit(0);}hits = 0;
while((attempts > 0) && (!checkWin(trouver, secret))){system("CLS");printf("\n\n\n\n\n\t\tIl vous reste %d coups a jouer\n", attempts);
printf("\t\tQuel est le mot secret ? ");for(i = 0; i < sizeWord ;i++){if (secret[i] == trouver[i])printf("%c",trouver[i]);
else printf("*");}printf("\n\t\tProposez une lettre : "); testchar = readChar();hits++;printf("\n\n");
if (!checkChar(testchar, secret, trouver))attempts--;}if (attempts != -1){if (checkWin(trouver, secret)){winner();
printf("\nLe mot est : %s.\nVous avez trouv\x82 le mot en %d coups\n\n", trouver, hits);}else{
gameover();printf("\nLe mot \x82t\x82 : %s.\n\n", secret);}}}else{printf("\n\n\n\tERREUR: Pas de mot trouv\x82 !!!\n\n");exit(0);}}else{
printf("\n\n\n\tERREUR: Il n'y a aucun dictionnaire.\n\n");exit(0);}free(secret);free(trouver);free(wordAdded);fclose(dico);
printf("\n\t\t1. Rejouer\t0. Quitter\n\t\t--------------\n\t\tRejouer une autre partie ? ");scanf("%d", &choixPartie);freeBuffer();printf("\n\n\n");}while(choixPartie == 1);return 0;}
int menu(int choice, int tries){do{system("CLS");printf("\t**********************************************\n");
printf("\t**         Bienvenue dans le Pendu !        **\n");printf("\t**         -------------------------        **\n");printf("\t**                                          **\n");
printf("\t** Vous allez maintenant essayer de trouver **\n");printf("\t** un mot en moins de coups possible.       **\n");printf("\t**                                          **\n");printf("\t**                                          **\n");
printf("\t** SVP, Veuillez ne pas supprimer le        **\n");printf("\t** fichier 'wordlist.txt' du dossier en     **\n");printf("\t** cours, merci.                            **\n");
printf("\t**                                          **\n");printf("\t** Allez bonne chance !!                  **\n");
printf("\t**********************************************\n\n\n");printf("\t\tMENU :\n\t\t------\n\n\t\t1. Facile\t(20 coups)\n\t\t2. Moyen\t(10 coups)\n\t\t3. Difficile\t(5 coups)\n");
printf("\t\t4. Ajouter un mot dans le dictionnaire.\n\n\t\t0. Quitter\n\n\t\tVotre choix ? ");scanf("%d",&choice);freeBuffer();printf("\n\n\n");
switch(choice){case 1: tries = 20;break;case 2: tries = 10;break;case 3: tries = 5;break;
case 4: tries = -1;break;case 0: tries = 0;break;default: printf("\n\n\n\tERREUR : Commande \x82ronn\x82\x65 \n\n");
break;}} while((choice < 0) || (choice > 4));return tries;}char readChar(){char character = 0;
character = getchar();character = toupper(character);while(getchar() != '\n') ;return character;}void gameover(){
printf("\n\nPPPPPPP  EEEEEEEE NNN   NN DDDDDD   UU    UU     !!   !!   !!  \n");printf("PP    PP EE       NNNN  NN DD   DD  UU    UU    !!!! !!!! !!!! \n");printf("PPPPPPP  EEEEEEE  NN NN NN DD    DD UU    UU    !!!! !!!! !!!! \n");
printf("PP       EE       NN  NNNN DD    DD UU    UU     !!   !!   !!  \n");printf("PP       EE       NN   NNN DD    DD UU    UU                   \n");printf("PP       EEEEEEEE NN    NN DDDDDDD   UUUUUU      !!   !!   !!  \n\n");}
void winner(){printf("\n\n  GGGGGG   AAAA     GGGGGG NNN   NN EEEEEEEE     !!   !!   !!\n");printf(" GG       AA  AA   GG      NNNN  NN EE          !!!! !!!! !!!! \n");
printf("GG  GGG  AA    AA GG  GGG  NN NN NN EEEEEEE     !!!! !!!! !!!! \n");printf("GG    GG AAAAAAAA GG    GG NN  NNNN EE           !!   !!   !!  \n");printf(" GG   GG AA    AA  GG   GG NN   NNN EE                         \n");
printf("  GGGGG  AA    AA   GGGGG  NN    NN EEEEEEEE     !!   !!   !!  \n\n");}int checkChar(char charTyped, char secretWord[], char foundWord[]){
int check = 0, i = 0; for(i = 0; secretWord[i] != '\0'; i++){if (charTyped == secretWord[i]){
foundWord[i] = charTyped;check = 1;}}return check;}int checkWin(char tabWin[], char tabSecret[]){int win = 0;
if (!strcmp(tabWin, tabSecret))win = 1; return win;}void freeBuffer(){int c = 0;while((c != '\n') && (c != EOF))c = getchar();}int addWord(FILE* dico, char* wordFile){
int done = 0;dico = fopen("wordlist.txt", "r+");if (dico != NULL){fseek(dico, 0, SEEK_END);fputs(wordFile, dico);fputc('\n', dico);
done = 1;}else{printf("\n\n\tERREUR: fichier introuvable.\n\n");exit(0);}fclose(dico);return done;}
int seekWord(FILE* wordlist, char* word){int found = 0, randNum = 0, i = 0, nbrWord = 0;char readCharacter = 0;
do{readCharacter = fgetc(wordlist);if (readCharacter == '\n')nbrWord++;}while(readCharacter != EOF);
srand(time(NULL));randNum = (rand() %nbrWord);rewind(wordlist);for(i = 0; i < randNum; i++)
fgets(word, 100, wordlist);word[strlen(word) - 1] = '\0';if (word != NULL)found = 1;return found;}

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